Twas the Night Before Customs — Adult Coloring & Story Book

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the sky… Santa got flagged at the border. For the very first time.

Twas the Night Before Customs is a satirical adult coloring and story book for anyone who’s been following the news a little too closely this holiday season.

Santa Claus — and his very surprised reindeer — get pulled over for a customs inspection. His bag of gifts is searched. Some make the cut. Some don’t. And the approved list? Let’s just say it has a certain… political flavour. 🎁

42 pages of politically charged holiday chaos, rendered in beautiful line art ready for your colored pencils.

Choose your format:

• 📥 Digital Download — $10.00 — Instant PDF delivery. No shipping, no delays, no customs fees. Ironic, we know.
• 📦 Print Edition — $30.00 + shipping — Professionally printed 42-page book on 65lb cardstock with spiral binding for easy flat-open use. Shipping calculated at checkout via Canada Post.

What’s in the box (by format):

• 📥 Digital Download — 2-file PDF bundle: Read Me First guide + Duplex Print Edition (42 pages, double-sided home printing ready)
• 📦 Print Edition — Professionally printed and spiral-bound, shipped to your door anywhere in Canada, the US, or internationally

Perfect for:

• Political humor lovers
• Adult coloring book enthusiasts
• Last-minute holiday gift-givers
• Anyone who’s had a complicated relationship with border crossings