— Adult Coloring & Story Book (Digital Download)

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the sky… Santa got flagged at the border. For the very first time.

Twas the Night Before Customs is a satirical adult coloring and story book for anyone who's been following the news a little too closely this holiday season.

Santa Claus — and his very surprised reindeer — get pulled over for a customs inspection. His bag of gifts is searched. Some make the cut. Some don't. And the approved list? Let's just say it has a certain… political flavour. 🎁

42 pages of politically charged holiday chaos, rendered in beautiful line art ready for your colored pencils.

What's included in your 2-file PDF bundle:

• 📖 Read Me First — Start here. Print instructions, tips, and file guide
• 🖨️ Duplex Print Edition — The complete 42-page book formatted for double-sided home printing. Includes line art coloring pages and full-color story reference illustrations

Perfect for:

• Political humor lovers
• Adult coloring book enthusiasts
• Last-minute holiday gift-givers (instant download!)
• Anyone who's had a complicated relationship with border crossings

Instant digital download — no shipping, no delays, no customs fees. Ironic, we know.